I don’t think any of you actually checked out Maria Samuelson’s blobbies - because if you did, you’d be all up in arms posting comments about how funny the history behind each blobby is. For instance:

Bing, Jr. 1
This smooth crooning man of fleece may look like a snowman, but don’t let appearances fool you. He’s really a super-secret ?ber-ninja who can karate chop your house in two. But he won’t because he’s a Quaker. That’s right: Quaker Ninja.

I LOVE IT.