Things I hate about the cafe in my office building

I know this blog is me, trying to be positive, but this place just really gets on my nerves.

1. Evil cashier woman snottily asks for a smaller bill and gives me an evil look if I pay with anything over a $5.
2. Evil cashier woman yells “must buy $3!” if I’m using a credit card.
3. Evil cashier woman gives me a smirk whenever I use my credit card to buy $3.01 worth of merchandise.
4. Evil cashier woman yells “I’LL do THAT!” whenever I try to reach for a bag to put my stuff in (she then takes her precious time).
5. Nice but stupid man who makes the food asked me if I wanted butter on my biscuits after buttering the first. When I said “no,” he sold me one buttered and one not.
6. Nice but stupid man who makes the food put sausage on my “plain” biscuit and when I said I didn’t want sausage, sold me the one that had had the sausage on it, drippings and all.
7. Nice but stupid man who makes the food once sold me biscuits that were doughy in the middle.
8. Nice but stupid man who makes the food and evil cashier woman often stay in the kitchen and don’t realize there’s a customer waiting.
9. Nice but stupid man and evil cashier woman do not date the pre-packaged merchandise, so my friend bought a Frappuccino that was a year old and uh, rank.
10. A bottle of water is THREE DOLLARS.

Yeah, I’m through with them.

3 Comments // Comment or Ping

  1. Andy Mount

    Fear the dooce Heather. Fear it.

  2. You mean fear being dooced? This cafe is run by the building, not my employer. We’re just a tenant. Most of them feel the same way I do about the stupid cafe and it’s stupider employees.

  3. Andy Mount

    In that case… may the lists continue as they are hilarious!

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