For some reason this story reminds me of Rollercoaster Tycoon. Six Flags just needs to drop more maintenance crews on the ground!

Orphan here, untabbed list there, ragged right holes EVERYWHERE! So I'm a type freak. I do things like this for fun. Can you blame me? I look at the serifs alllllll day long. MMmmm, serifs. I wanna break me off one of those and eat it.

1. Beautiful Camaro with blown out tire (been there for 2 days), now with rear windshield bashed out (wince). 2. Concierge arguing with the crew painting lines on the street for blocking his drive. 3. Mother walking to the bus stop with backpack, two small kids with tiny backpacks trudging behind her. 4. Car that looked like a cop, but wasn't. 5. Mauve colored toilet, in broken pieces on street curb.

Ann Coulter has been PAID to be an ASI speaker at Harding University. What's next? Bill (bleepedy bleepin!) O'Reilly? Oh, Harding. I never knew thee. Greg's post and its comments will have to speak for me as I calm myself from the protest rally train of thought. And to think I was so worked up about the Harding credit card!

Josh and I finally got to see Broken Flowers, and it ended up being exactly what I expected it to be. Hilarious, but with no clear cut-and-dry ending. The music was great, and as always, Bill Murray made me cry with laughter. The funniest line happens after Murray's ex-girlfriend's teenage daughter trots out into the room completely naked, talking on the phone (the ex-girlfriend isn't home). ...

Justin's bird pic the other day reminded me of a story I've heard many times that always makes me laugh to tears, it's so horrid. Josh and Joe each had birds when they were little, and one of them was a bit more agressive than the other. It was always chirping and sqwaking and hurting the smaller bird, who shared its cage. One day Josh's dad got ...

I just got back from the Quizno's down the street, where this woman in front of me appeared to have just returned from an trek around Australia. I mean, it could have been Halloween the way she had the whole ensemble put together. There was the straw hat with little rubber thingee around her neck, the sunglasses that reminded me of Ferris Bueller, worn out cargo pants and ...

The tv spot on MTV about P. Diddy's name change, where a reporter asks Diddy, "Isn't it true that this name change is really just a publicity stunt to promote the MTV Music Video Awards?" Diddy's reponse: "That's Ridickelous! The Music Video Awards are a publicity stunt to promote MY name change! No more questions!"