THIS POST, the words you're reading at this very moment, is the first ever from my new macbook!! I got it surprisingly early, via fedex this morning before noon, when the tracking info had it coming in a week from tomorrow! So far, I love it despite the huge amount of heat it outputs, which is apparently normal (says Apple). They even go as far as to say ...

The month of May sure has flown by in a flash. The first week, Josh and I went on vacation to Washington D.C., where I had fun with the camera. Josh managed to get some of the biggest blisters I've ever seen, which I think is a not-so-subtle hint that we need to walk more... After that we were home for a week recuperating before I had to ...

For waking me up at 8:30AM on a Saturday, the first day I've had off in THIRTEEN DAYS, because you want to check the activity on Josh's debit card. Thank you, too for not listening to me when I tell you we intended to buy the computer, and thank you, also, for NOT calling when he bought a ONE WAY TICKET TO MEXICO. Sheesh.

My apologies to anyone who has this blog's comments in their feed reader (or, as the case may be, you have no idea what a feed reader is...), since last week I got about two hundred spam comments on old posts. I was out of town and unaware of the pharmaceutical/gambling interest in my site. As a result, the comments are now moderated for people who haven't posted ...

Our trip was fun despite the HUGE blisters and backpacks that didn't make it. Click here for all the monument photos you can stand.

Mark asked for a funny story about Josh. Unfortunately, I can't really think about anything funny per se... unless you think it's funny that he BACKED MY CAR INTO A PARKED CAR ACROSS THE STREET. I'm not bitter, really. "How bad is it?" "Oh, it's fine. Just a little crack in the bumper." I go out there and this "crack" is more like a HOLE the size of a tennis ...

So basically I've been staring into the computer screen for WAY more hours than a human should have to subject her eyes to that type of flickering light without it being considered akin to Chinese water torture --OR-- I was on vacation and happily no where near a computer. These are the lame, inept excuses I offer to you on the alter of blog forgiveness. Please do sniff ...