Now go do something.

The thread entitled "Lindsey Lohan's sex scene" in the Emilio Estevez film Bobby wound up like this (you may have to login). That's one way to keep a movie under wraps. So who else is seeing Superman tonight?

• Is a hair dresser • Has dark black curly hair • Has what sounds like a greek surname • Drives a white Mercedes • Listens to Madonna at a volume that shakes the floor Adendum: • Traded his white Mercedes for a black Lexus • Called me "honey"

The results are in from the National Academy of Sciences, a private organization (who doesn't work for ExxonMobil!) requested by Congress to report on whether global warming is something we should be concerned about. CNN has the story here.

The most obvious news to report is that we FINALLY purchased a new car for Josh. "New" as in, new to us anyway. His A/C wasn't working right in the Acura (long story about something in the dash) and I had pity on him when I remembered just how close to the equator we live—and then watched his left arm turn to leather overnight. Boy, he looks ...

Me: Look at this cute baby gift I got for Karise! Josh: Yeah, yeah. Me: But you like babies! (Googling for cute baby proof) Look at this cute baby! Josh: You are the girliest girl EVER. Me: No I'm Not! Josh: YOU. ARE. GOOGLING. "BABY"!

Hitting "reply all" in response to an email hoax and sending everyone the UrbanLegends link about how this false email has circulated since 1999 (thus embarassing the person who sent it to me in front of all their acquaintances/coworkers). This just in, people: MICROSOFT IS NOT GIVING AWAY MONEY. That's your dose of truth for the week.

They went and performed in full out Star Wars gear. My favorite is the storm trooper rockin' on bass. Note that vocally, this performance is not as good as the album because the lead singer is losing his voice.