Today, a conversation between our server and a woman seated directly behind me at the Olive Garden. The woman mentions she is pregnant and can't partake of the house wine being offered. The male server, in his 20s to 30s says: You know it's okay to have a little alcohol when you're pregnant. I mean, if you get drunk and your baby gets drunk, then that's bad. But a little ...

I sent a package to a friend, who comments as 'Graypawn' on this site. Upon receiving said package (full of cd mixes), He sends the following text: "I have the child!" That sent me back a little bit. Back to Harding Grad dorm, renting movies and wasting time. Seconds before General Kael screamed those words, I did my best to scream them first...you ...

Going to a Dixie Chicks concert at the American Airlines Center despite the fact that: 1. I hate crowds. 2. And women with butch haircuts who talk through the whole show, only to pause talking over the music to whistle like truckers right in my ear, repeatedly. 3. And Plano girls on the train who sit in the stairway and say things like, "Can't we just go all the way ...

The voice for Johnny 5 is the same as Frank the Pug from the Men in Black movies?? Don't ask me why I decided to do an imdb search for Short Circuit 2.