I have a co-worker that is less than bright. His mastery of the english language provides new gems every single day. Last week, when he was on the phone, it was “Quit spreading rumors! You’re such a rumor-mongrel!”

Today, it was “Hey, does anyone here have the password for Gettysburg Images?”

You may not be familiar with Gettysburg Images, and therefore the joke may be lost upon you. If such is the case, then I apologize.