Please stop drinking my water. I know you think that I filled this glass just for you to come over and drink and get your face-hair in it. But I didn’t. In fact, Josh poured it for me because I have a headache. So get the hint when I kick you off the bed three times for eye-ing and sniffing my water. You don’t see me sticking my face in your water bowl–so keep out of mine! If you choose to continue to defy me, your post-shower bath tub licking privileges may be revoked!