being charitable
THEM: Josh! Kelly Clarkson is going to be the halftime performer at this year’s Thanksgiving game - here’s her music video and some Salvation Army footage - do you think you can splice together thirty seconds for us so we can show it right before we announce the event at a press conference? Here’s the press release -
The Dallas Cowboys and The Salvation Army are proud to announce Two-Time Grammy Award Winner and this year’s Honorary Chairperson for the Red Kettle Christmas Campaign KELLY CLARKSON as this year’s Thanksgiving Day Red Kettle Kickoff Celebrity Entertainer…
ME: Um…that sounds really stupid. And that press release is just one super long sentence. But okay.

Click here for the awesome results.
Thankfully someone else high up agreed with me and we ‘went in another direction’.

5 Comments // Comment or Ping
Darek
Oh man, that is hilarious and sad.
3:21 pm, Oct 8th, 2007
Dustin Allen
Did I ever tell you that my dad is good friends with Kelly’s dad? That we were in the same social circles through high school? That this is not something I’m proud of and that I’m a total douchebag?
11:47 pm, Oct 10th, 2007
Josh
You never mentioned that to me, but your bigger douchebag brother did.
7:37 am, Oct 11th, 2007
Heather
George has a crush on her, too. I saw a photo on his fridge.
8:34 am, Oct 11th, 2007
Kirsten
Thankfully indeed.
Your editing is not bad of course but that song with that footage. That’s another story.
9:10 pm, Oct 21st, 2007
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