A year?? Good lord. Most people reading this know that I'm not dead, either in real life or my online presence. I'm just other places - most of the time if I have a stupid thought I just tweet or status update it on fb. Actually writing about real feelings and thoughts has felt like too much work. And plus whenever the itch to do so came I ...

He's never im'd me, save for once. NOTE - THIS SCREENSHOT WAS EDITED SO AS TO NOT OFFEND ANYBODY (hi mom and dad!)

Deloach recently asked me if we should go take a trip to see Spoon in New Orleans. I would have to miss work, and I'm already taking off a couple days for Michelle's wedding. So I sadly declined :( I think the biggest reason I'm sad is Deerhunter is opening for Spoon this tour, and I really want to see them. I've worn out ...

Hi ya'll. As I said earlier, I am slimming down. It is a long process. I am hoping to hit my target weight of 160 lbs in one year's time. (gulp) Here's some progress, courtesy of Microsoft Excel. There was some expected slowdown around the holidays, but I've been able to pick it up since then.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

This photo of Sir Ian McKellan is circa 1967, by photographer Ken Duncan, and found whilst browsing the incredible digital collection of the New York Public Library.