Remember this guy? He has some new gems. It's only been since July that we found out about 'helments'. Two other times we've seen this guy write the word, whether it be on boxes (containing helmets) or on tapes (pertaining to footage shot featuring helmets). We always assumed he meant helmet, but had to check the dictionary just to make sure in case 'helment' ...

Awesome.

Friend: What's in that bag? Me: Burger King. Friend: Really? From where? Me: [silence] Me: Burger King. I got some onion rings. I think this decision was influenced in part from the Sopranos finale. Was it good? Am I disappointed? I don't know. I think it was cool to see ...

On Friday night, our A/C quit cooling. I was afraid that somehow we froze it up again, and turned it off to see if the thing would thaw out. We slept in the heat with the ceiling fans on high and woke up nice and damp (I know you're loving that mental picture). Tested it again... still hot. I considered calling the Landlord at that point, but we ...

Methinks there are better methods of organization.

Today's Martha went something like this: Today we're making this lovely suede pocketbook! Now this material costs $50 per yard, and --(to off camera producer) how many pocketbooks can we get out of one yard? Two? Okay, so each bag is twenty.... twenty something a piece. Finally. Something Martha can't do! I guess she isn't smarter than a 5th grader.

My current co-worker told me this today (you might have had to be there, but I'll try anyway). Basically, she had some news she needed to break to her mother. She was concerned about her mother's reaction, so she asked a friend how she should cushion the news. Her friend told her to make it into a story. This is how it went: "Hey Mom. I need to tell ...